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Leila, 18. Canadian Muslim :)

gottagetbacktohogwartsbrb:

My dad just came down to my room with my phone bill in his hand yelling “HOW IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?! YOU DON’T HAVE FRIENDS!!”

"Scott, you can’t transform.."

the darkness inside us' series. stiles / allison

"Allison is being haunted by her dead aunt.."

the darkness inside us' series. stiles / scott

”..and I’m straight up losing my mind.”

the darkness inside us' series. scott / allison

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

drunkonfairyblood:

bringingsherlockbach:

Celebrities taking the underground

What fucking subway is this

Some kind of magical subway, obviously.

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

gryllingbears:

redbeanice:

gryllingbears:

lightkeyblade:

After a long-fought battle in Australia, a python bested a crocodile and swallowed the reptile whole over a span of several hours in Queensland, Australia.

The snake reportedly fought the croc for five hours in Lake Moondarra. Winning the fight, the python constricted its prey to death. The estimated 10-foot snake then dragged the 3-foot croc ashore and proceeded to swallow it whole in front of a group of onlookers.

National Geographic identified the snake as an olive python and the croc as a Johnson’s crocodile, both of which are native to Australia. After its hefty meal, the python should be full for at least a month.

No. Fuck this. You have got to be bullshitting me somehow. I will find out, there is no goddamn way.

Fuck snakes, man.

omg

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/03/140303-python-crocodile-australia/


This is literally hours ago

Snakes are demons.

babbleon:

Someone should write a story based on these photos, is all I’m saying.